I am both delicious and nutritious!
I do not speak for my anaconda. It is its own being and whether it does or doesn’t, I will respect and abide its choice.
Anaconda Allies 2014
My friends and I did the weekly nightfall strike and two of us only got strange coins. Like 7. That’s less than the weekly heroic strike on 28! I mean this week was super easy but still I want The Last Word or at least a legendary special/heavy weapon :(. Xur better have some good shit this weekend man damn
I haven’t gotten the dick that I deserve :’(
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It occurs to me that like 3 or 4 friends have drunkenly told me about their boyfriends’ dicks. Twice the conversation happened literally right in front of their bf. I just wonder if this is going to continue to be a thing that happens in my life lol